Margaret Garner

My life in Margaritaville

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Wisegals?

Tonight on "60 Minutes" I learned that members of the mob never use wallets to hold their cash. Instead, they wrap their bills in a purple broccoli rubber band. For as long as I can remember, my mother and aunt have bundled their credit cards in those same purple broccoli rubber bands. Now I'm wondering about Sharon and Patti. Maybe I should refer to them as Sharon the Snake and Patti the Plumber.

That's all I'm going to write. I don't want to bring shame to the family.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sharon ten fingers" for sure.

DJ

7:15 PM  

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